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Tennis puns in 2025

My friend Elmer’s has gotten really good at tennis ever since he stuck to a healthier diet and went glue-ten free.

It was no surprise to anyone that the strawberry and the apple seeded very well in the tennis tournament.

There was a tennis referee who decided to become a prank caller later in life. Probably
– because he always made the most terrible calls.

I wanted to play my tennis match outdoors as I wanted to hit my balls higher in the air.
But it seems that I’m not good at persuading people to come out to play with me. So I think I’ll have to hire some lob-byist.

Djokovic to his friends the morning after winning the U.S. Open: Is anyone hungry for some Denny’s?
– Because I would like another Grand Slam. (disclaimer: I don’t think he’s ever said this )

If you want to impress the crowd, hit overheads. Every point will be a smash hit.

When little Johnny was asked what comes before tennis, he simply answered nine-ish.

Djokovic won the U.S. Open and took his friends to Denny’s the next morning.
When they reached, he said, “Hope everyone’s hungry because I’m ready to slam some burgers into my mouth.”

All the classy indoor tennis facilities always serve bubble tea.

Why can’t I ever win a game returning serve?
– Give me a break.

Tennis players often marry for the money
– because love doesn’t means anything to them.

Players love tennis
– because even though you live just once, you are able to serve twice.

The coach advised the young player, who was also a prankster, that he should never try to play tennis inside the court
– because he could get arrested.

Tennis scoring would probably never change
– because it’s been around like that for so long, and now it’s just set in its ways.

The walls in this tennis factory are so thin, that when I try to get some work done, all I hear is people making a racquet.

What time should I book the court?
– Let’s shoot for around tennish.

Tennis scoring will never change
– because it has been around for decades and set in those ways.

The walls of the tennis factory are really thin.
– Whenever I try to get any work done there, I just hear all the people making a racquet.

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