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Tennis puns in 2025

Most of our academy players don’t make it out of those lower-level tournaments.
So, I’m having such doubts about their ‘futures’ as professionals.

I like my breakfast like my tennis grip: Continental.

The tennis player was not allowed to take out books at the library about aces
– because he never returned them.

The prank caller wanted to be a tennis referee
– because he was always making terrible calls.

My friend didn’t like the strings on his racquet.
He said he could just feel it naturally in his gut.

A girl would always stand at the center of the tennis courts at the tennis club.
– So, she was nicknamed Annette.

Fred is so condescending about my tennis strokes. I can’t take any more of his backhanded compliments.

I used to hate tennis, but ever since I’ve started winning 6-0, I love it now.

Billy got the nickname Ace
– because he kept getting served.

My coach throws out such condescending statements about my tennis strokes.
– I don’t think I can take any more of her backhanded compliments from next time.

I think my life is going just the way my tennis balls are right now. Pressureless.

I prefer the new system to reviewing line calls. When Hawk-eye came around, I breathed a big Cy-clops of relief.

The classiest indoor tennis facilities serve bubble tea.

Tennis players hope to eventually retire in Volley-wood.

The young girl hurt her arm when she played sports for ten hours straight.
When she went to the doctor, he told her that she had a tennis elbow.

The retired tennis player played some tennis matches after a long time.
He said, “It feels so good to hit the tennis ball again. It spin such a long time.”

I really hate these strings. I can feel it in my gut.

I just bought a second-hand tennis racquet for just $5 with no strings attached.

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