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Tennis puns in 2025

My serve accidentally hit the tape the last day we were playing tennis. Fortunately, they ‘let’ me hit that again next time.

The tennis player had to go to an anger management class
– because she just kept reaching her breaking point.

Both tournament directors published the schedule at the same time. It was a draw.

It feels great to hit the ball again. It spin a long time.

Most tennis players admit that they have low self-esteem due to the fact they have many faults.

Two tournament directors published the illustrated versions of their match schedules at the exact time.
They had to organize a draw to pick the best one.

There’s one tennis tournament that never closes.
It’s the ‘open’.

The density of this concrete leads me to believe one thing: it is a hard court.

A young tennis player has to be home in bed by around ten-nish in order to become a better player.

When the two tennis matches were scheduled simultaneously, it was considered a draw.

Two birds started playing a tennis match, and the one who kept making the worst calls was ironically a Hawk-eye.

Is your nickname cream cheese?
– Because you’re about to get bageled.

A hippie when his opponent disputes his calls: That’s pretty far-out, man!

The girl standing in the center of the tennis court was nicknamed Annette.

The newbie tennis player got the nickname cream cheese from the other players at his academy because he used to get ‘bagels’ all the time.

The new tennis player used to hit a lot of floating shots, which her opponents all destroyed for winners.
So her coach and fitness trainer said, “We’ll have to sitter down and talk”.

You can never get short balls over the net! Solution: Drop shot from arsenal.

The retired tennis player didn’t make a great waiter
– because he kept saying “You Got Served!”

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