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Tennis puns in 2024

I never used to like tennis. Then my friend roped me into playing, and I love it now.

I know my shot was in. But I won’t argue,
– because I’m not up for the challenge.

The best way to tell if your tennis instructor does not like your serve is if they keep returning it.

In a tennis match, the first player could see that his shot was in, but he didn’t want to argue, probably because he wasn’t up for that challenge.

The injured tennis player wanted to congratulate another player for winning the tennis matches in the tournament.
But he couldn’t just walkover towards the other side of the court.

I have one animal in my farm who I look up to more than Federer: GOAT.

The ghost loved tennis, he especially loved playing the game on the tennis corpse!

The tennis player was fired from the team
– because he was always getting smashed after the matches.

Fred Perry used to like his breakfast like he preferred his tennis grip. Continental.

The only thing that needs to be served and not eaten is a tennis ball.

Do you always play this badly at the net?
– Because I don’t like your approach.

The tennis pro enjoyed his breakfast and tennis grip continental.

A young tennis player was very reluctant to date anyone at all. She said it’s
– because she never liked anyone’s approach.

I’m more of a baseliner, and I don’t know how to volley.
So my game always disappears whenever I’m in no-man’s land.

An orange and an apple signed up for a tournament. No one was surprised to find out they were both seeded.

Jack has a large neck so he decided to wear a bowtie to his wedding. Otherwise, he’d end up with a tiebreak.

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