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Tennis puns in 2025

The reason why ex-convicts love playing tennis is probably
– because they get to serve time.

I gave a junior tennis player some advice on her footwork.
I’m pretty disappointed that she took such a closed-stance on that.

Too bad my serve hit the tape. Well, at least they’ll LET me hit it again.

The man with four hands is a great tennis player
– because of his four-hand.

My friend Evelyn tells me that the state with the most tennis players is Tennis-see.

What does Federer drink his morning coffee out of?
– Roger’s cup.

Tennis players sometimes marry for money. Mainly
– because usually, love means nothing to them.

I want to practice my forehand outside, but it will be wet in the morning and nice later on.
So here’s the plan for today: inside-out.

The amateur tennis player was really bat at the net, the coach blamed it on his approach.

The tennis player wasn’t good at persuading other tennis players, so she hired a lob-byist.

I was going to throw my old cans away but got stopped by my tennis friend.
He had been canned from his last position.

I can’t believe I framed the ball in for a winner. Shank you!

I got so mad at my partner hitting moonballs, I had to pusher off the court.

Never start dating tennis players
– because of the fact that love means absolutely nothing to them.

The young player framed her ball for a winner and went on to tell the judge, “Shank-You” next time.

My coach once gave me some advice on how to impress the crowd.
She said, “Hit overheads, so every mistake would be an oversight.”

Players at the local tennis club were unable to surf the web
– because there were problems with the server.

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