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Tennis puns in 2025

I like my matches like my tennis balls: Pressureless.

Fish hate playing tennis
– because they will not go anywhere near the net.

The reason why ex-convicts love playing tennis is probably
– because they get to serve time.

I gave a junior tennis player some advice on her footwork.
I’m pretty disappointed that she took such a closed-stance on that.

Too bad my serve hit the tape. Well, at least they’ll LET me hit it again.

The man with four hands is a great tennis player
– because of his four-hand.

My friend Evelyn tells me that the state with the most tennis players is Tennis-see.

What does Federer drink his morning coffee out of?
– Roger’s cup.

Tennis players sometimes marry for money. Mainly
– because usually, love means nothing to them.

I want to practice my forehand outside, but it will be wet in the morning and nice later on.
So here’s the plan for today: inside-out.

The amateur tennis player was really bat at the net, the coach blamed it on his approach.

The tennis player wasn’t good at persuading other tennis players, so she hired a lob-byist.

I was going to throw my old cans away but got stopped by my tennis friend.
He had been canned from his last position.

I can’t believe I framed the ball in for a winner. Shank you!

I got so mad at my partner hitting moonballs, I had to pusher off the court.

Never start dating tennis players
– because of the fact that love means absolutely nothing to them.

The young player framed her ball for a winner and went on to tell the judge, “Shank-You” next time.

My coach once gave me some advice on how to impress the crowd.
She said, “Hit overheads, so every mistake would be an oversight.”

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