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Tennis puns in 2025

It was very dark inside the tennis players how
– because he refused to admit the light-bulbs were out.

A pomegranate and a watermelon signed up for a tennis tournament.
It was not surprising to see that they were both seeded on the bench on the day of the match.

Most of our academy players don’t make it out of those lower-level tournaments.
So, I’m having such doubts about their ‘futures’ as professionals.

I like my breakfast like my tennis grip: Continental.

The tennis player was not allowed to take out books at the library about aces
– because he never returned them.

The prank caller wanted to be a tennis referee
– because he was always making terrible calls.

My friend didn’t like the strings on his racquet.
He said he could just feel it naturally in his gut.

A girl would always stand at the center of the tennis courts at the tennis club.
– So, she was nicknamed Annette.

Fred is so condescending about my tennis strokes. I can’t take any more of his backhanded compliments.

I used to hate tennis, but ever since I’ve started winning 6-0, I love it now.

Billy got the nickname Ace
– because he kept getting served.

My coach throws out such condescending statements about my tennis strokes.
– I don’t think I can take any more of her backhanded compliments from next time.

I think my life is going just the way my tennis balls are right now. Pressureless.

I prefer the new system to reviewing line calls. When Hawk-eye came around, I breathed a big Cy-clops of relief.

The classiest indoor tennis facilities serve bubble tea.

Tennis players hope to eventually retire in Volley-wood.

The young girl hurt her arm when she played sports for ten hours straight.
When she went to the doctor, he told her that she had a tennis elbow.

The retired tennis player played some tennis matches after a long time.
He said, “It feels so good to hit the tennis ball again. It spin such a long time.”

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