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Tennis puns in 2024

Fred Perry used to like his breakfast like he preferred his tennis grip. Continental.

The only thing that needs to be served and not eaten is a tennis ball.

Do you always play this badly at the net?
– Because I don’t like your approach.

The tennis pro enjoyed his breakfast and tennis grip continental.

A young tennis player was very reluctant to date anyone at all. She said it’s
– because she never liked anyone’s approach.

I’m more of a baseliner, and I don’t know how to volley.
So my game always disappears whenever I’m in no-man’s land.

An orange and an apple signed up for a tournament. No one was surprised to find out they were both seeded.

Jack has a large neck so he decided to wear a bowtie to his wedding. Otherwise, he’d end up with a tiebreak.

It was very dark inside the tennis players how
– because he refused to admit the light-bulbs were out.

A pomegranate and a watermelon signed up for a tennis tournament.
It was not surprising to see that they were both seeded on the bench on the day of the match.

Most of our academy players don’t make it out of those lower-level tournaments.
So, I’m having such doubts about their ‘futures’ as professionals.

I like my breakfast like my tennis grip: Continental.

The tennis player was not allowed to take out books at the library about aces
– because he never returned them.

The prank caller wanted to be a tennis referee
– because he was always making terrible calls.

My friend didn’t like the strings on his racquet.
He said he could just feel it naturally in his gut.

A girl would always stand at the center of the tennis courts at the tennis club.
– So, she was nicknamed Annette.

Fred is so condescending about my tennis strokes. I can’t take any more of his backhanded compliments.

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