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Tennis puns in 2024

I really hate these strings. I can feel it in my gut.

I just bought a second-hand tennis racquet for just $5 with no strings attached.

The young tennis player would not date anyone
– because she didn’t like their approach.

If you ever need to use a professional tennis player’s social media account, you should call a tennis hacker.

Fishes don’t like to play tennis
– because of the net.

Did you see the guy with quad-arms play tennis?
– He has a great four-hand.

She broke up with the tennis player
– because she felt he was just stringing her along.

The other day, I saw that a guy with quad-arms playing tennis.
He seemed to have a great four-hand.

I tried hitting a picture clearly over the fence. But I couldn’t get the right shot.

The guy missed both his serves on match point. I won by de-fault.

Most of your players never make it out of the lower-level tournaments. I highly doubt their Futures as a professional.

The reason that tennis matches can take forever to play is
– because the lines are so long.

The new girl had missed both of her serves on match point.
Her opponent had won by de-fault.

Tennis players don’t really make good waiters. Probably
– because they keep saying “Here, you got served.”

Does this guy work with computers?
– He looks like a hacker.

The tennis player needed to go to anger management classes
– because he kept reaching his breaking point.

Terrible Tommy was the worst tennis player and was nicknamed cream cheese
– because he kept getting bageled.

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