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Tennis puns in 2024

The new tennis player used to hit a lot of floating shots, which her opponents all destroyed for winners.
So her coach and fitness trainer said, “We’ll have to sitter down and talk”.

Players at our local tennis club couldn’t surf the web yesterday. Probably
– because there was some problem with the server.

You can never get short balls over the net! Solution: Drop shot from arsenal.

The retired tennis player didn’t make a great waiter
– because he kept saying “You Got Served!”

The only tennis tournament that never closes is the OPEN.

Dogs are really good when it comes to playing tennis, probably
– because they have such strong four-hand.

Two birds played a tennis match. Ironically, the one that made the worst calls was a Hawk….aye!

The tennis player always had bad cellphone reception at the stadium due to a bad call.

Elmo has gotten better at tennis since he decided to stick to a healthy diet that was glue-ten free.

I always wondered where most of the good tennis players come from.
Then my friend told me that most of them come from Tennis-see.

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