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Tequila puns in 2025

“You bring the tequila and I’ll bring the bad decisions.”

“Taking shots of tequila is just another way of saying, ‘I like where I wake up to always be a surprise.’”

Tequila might not be the answer
– But it’s worth a shot.

Tequila wont fix your life..
..But its definitely worth a shot.

Today I met Tila Tequila’s latin cousin
– Tela Novela

“Hakuna Tequila. It means no memories for the rest of your night.”

Tequilas might not fix your life.
– But it’s worth a shot.

“You ain’t ugly but you’re 10 tequila shots away from being my type.”

“In my world, coffee and tequila are food groups.”

Vodka, Tequila, Whiskey
– I’m calling the shots

“When life gives you lemons… slice them up and find some tequila.”

Tequila may not fix your life.
– But it’s worth a shot.

“Forget tacos, can we celebrate Tequila Tuesday?”

I had one too many tequila shots last night.
– One.

“At least you don’t need a prescription for tequila.”

Tequila may not fix your life.
– But it’s worth a shot.

“Well played, tequila. Well played.”

“Tequila is like duct tape, it fixes nearly everything.”

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