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Tequila puns in 2025

When I order tequila at Hogsmeade…
– I Expecto Patronum!

“Stop trying to make everyone happy. Remember, you’re not a tequila.”

“Tequila is my salmon.” – Eddie Redmayne

Given my experience, I’m not the best at giving advice when it comes to tequila.
– So you all have to take it with a grain of salt.

“One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, FLOOR!”

Tequila may not fix your life
– But it’s worth a shot

“One tequila. Two tequila. Three tequila. Floor.”

“I’m on the tequila diet. So far I’ve lost 2 days

Today I met Tila Tequila’s latin cousin
– Tela Novela

“Hakuna Tequila. It means no memories for the rest of your night.”

Tequilas might not fix your life.
– But it’s worth a shot.

“You ain’t ugly but you’re 10 tequila shots away from being my type.”

“In my world, coffee and tequila are food groups.”

Vodka, Tequila, Whiskey
– I’m calling the shots

“When life gives you lemons… slice them up and find some tequila.”

Tequila may not fix your life.
– But it’s worth a shot.

“Forget tacos, can we celebrate Tequila Tuesday?”

I had one too many tequila shots last night.
– One.

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