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Tequila puns in 2024

Tequilas might not fix your life.
– But it’s worth a shot.

“You ain’t ugly but you’re 10 tequila shots away from being my type.”

“In my world, coffee and tequila are food groups.”

Vodka, Tequila, Whiskey
– I’m calling the shots

“When life gives you lemons… slice them up and find some tequila.”

Tequila may not fix your life.
– But it’s worth a shot.

“Forget tacos, can we celebrate Tequila Tuesday?”

I had one too many tequila shots last night.
– One.

“At least you don’t need a prescription for tequila.”

Tequila may not fix your life.
– But it’s worth a shot.

“Well played, tequila. Well played.”

“Tequila is like duct tape, it fixes nearly everything.”

I went to Mexico and ordered the man tequila
– They kept bringing me butter

“Tequila makes me dream up things like dance battles.”

Tequila probably won’t fix your life,
– but it’s worth a shot.

“I want my tequila and sailor salty.”

“Life isn’t always tacos and tequila…but it should be.”

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