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Terrible puns in 2024

The man ignored him, and sang louder

Why are all dogs bad storytellers?
– Because they only have one tale.

I just bought a thesaurus from the book store, but when I got home all the pages were blank.
-There are no words to describe how angry I am.

Some people say I’m addicted to somersaults, but that’s just how I roll.

Why do bees have sticky hair?
– Because they use a honeycomb.

I’m working on a device that reads minds.
-I’d love to hear your thoughts.

What noise do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
-Cowboom.

Quiet down or I’ll cast a spell on you!

Why did the spider log on to the computer?
– To check his web site.

I lost my job at the bank on the very first day.
– A woman asked me to check her balance so I pushed her over.

I used to be a tap dancer, until I fell in the sink.

Who stole the soap out of the bathtub?
-The robber ducky.

The Lion started a personal protection racket, offering gazelles protection from the lions in exchange for a fee of $10.

A dragon walks into a bar.
-“It’s hot in here” he says. “Shut your mouth” says the waiter.

Bobby broke his finger today, but on the other hand he was completely fine.

When I was young, I wanted to be a dolphin, but as I got older, my sense of porpoise faded away.

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
– Because it’s pee is silent.

My friend made a joke about the TV controller.
-It wasn’t remotely funny.

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