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Terrible puns in 2025

I once met a pig that did karate.
– We called him Pork Chop.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?
-He was outstanding in his field.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
– Because they have big fingers.

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?
-Frostbite.

The Warthog decided to hire other warthogs to occupy the shadiest groves, and then charged animals $5 to lay in the shade

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
-Because the chicken wasn’t born yet.

A Steak Pun is a Rare Medium Well Done

Why can’t a leopard hide?
– Because he’s always spotted.

What do you a call a knight who afraid to fight?
-Sir Render.

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