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Terrible puns in 2025

Learning to sleep upside down is hard for bats, but eventually they get the hang of it.

What did the elephant say when he stopped in the middle of telling a story?
-Never mind, I realize this is irrelephant.

I’ve just been fired from a clock factory, even after all those extra hours I put in.

What kind of songs do the planets sing?
-Nep-tunes.

I refuse to work with compost, it’s degrading.

Where do cows go for entertainment?
– To the moo-vies.

Why did Johnny throw his clock out of the window?
-Because he wanted to see time fly.

I was was going to tell a joke about a dead parrot, but it was way too Macawbre.

What do you call a horse that lives next door?
-A neigh-bor.

What did Mars say to Saturn?
-Give me a ring sometime.

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