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Terrible puns in 2025

I was was going to tell a joke about a dead parrot, but it was way too Macawbre.

What do you call a horse that lives next door?
-A neigh-bor.

What did Mars say to Saturn?
-Give me a ring sometime.

“I’m no cheetah”. “You’re lion!”

I just burned a Hawaiian pizza I was making.
-Should have cooked it at aloha temperature!

Have you ever tried to write your own puns?
-It’s a fairly difficult pun-dertaking.

What did the judge say when the skunk came into the courtroom?
-Odor in the court.

I got a job at a bakery, because I knead dough.

I’m addicted to brake fluid, but it’s OK because I can stop at any time.

What do you call a ghost’s true love?
-His ghoul-friend.

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