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Thank you puns in 2025

Give a fortune cookie box and write, “We are really fortunate to have you as a teacher.”

I would like to thank my speech writers, copy & paste.

I’m doing the happy dance. Thank you!

The way I show appreciation is by not saying it at all. Silence!

Thank you for still being my friend, despite being aware of every raunchy, unflattering, explicit detail of my life.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself — everyone else can see it, but only you get to enjoy the warm feelings it brings.

“You are a tea-riffic tea-cher”, is perfect for a lovely card with a box of tea.

Grassy ass!

Today I am wearing the smile that you left me with the other day.

Your generosity is only exceeded by your good looks.

Thanks for not getting me a lump of coal. (Funny ways to say “Thanks for the Happy Birthday Wish”)

I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

Gift a box of highlighters and write, “You have been the highlight of my school days.”

Thank you berry much!

You made me smile from ear to ear.

I know you hate saying “you’re welcome,” so I’ll do you the favor and not say thank you, but I am feeling it on the inside.

Not sure if I should send a thank-you email, or not bother you with another email.

You make me want to say thank you in other languages, and I can barely speak English.

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