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Thanksgiving puns in 2024

I only have pies for you.

Fowl on the play. Not saying grace
before dinner.

What do Thanksgiving and Halloween have
in common? Gobble-ins

“Piece out.” (As you take off with leftover pie)

Leggings, leaves, and lattes

Buckle up for a great Thanksgiving, pilgrim.

Getting the longer part of the wishbone is a snap.

Pour some gravy on me

Merry Black Friday Eve!

“I pecan’t even.” (Oh, yes, you pe-can.)

Poul-tree on Thursday, Christmas Tree
on Friday.

What do you call a small cup at Thanksgiving
A Gobble-let

Because stuffing compares, stuffing
compares to you.

Leftovers are for quitters

We’ll worry about the Christmas tree later.
Today it’s all about the poul-tree.

We’ll worry about the Christmas tree later.
Today it’s all about the poul-tree.

The way we shop a few hours after
Thanksgiving would have our ancestors turn
over in their gravy.

Bring on the Turkey Coma

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