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Thanksgiving puns in 2025

Pumpkin pie love you

Hey I just met you, and this is gravy, but
here’s my stuffing, so carve me maybe

I like big Bundts and I cannot lie.

Look at you eat! You are on a green bean
casse-roll

What kind of music do pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock

Activate: Feast Mode.

Go stuff yourself

Thinner before Thanksgiving dinner

Stop, drop, and pass the rolls!

Let’s give them pumpkin to talk about

Get your fat pants ready

Let’s get basted.

Gobble til you wobble

If April showers bring May flowers, what do
May flowers bring? Pilgrims!

Don’t marsh my mellow.

Don’t make Thanksgiving a cluster-pluck

Get in my belly

It doesn’t get butter than this.

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