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Thanksgiving puns in 2024

What’s a turkey’s favorite Thanksgiving food?
Nothing, they’re already stuffed.

I’m all about that baste.

Can’t nobody tell me stuffin…

If a turkey runs away, does that make it a chicken?

Hope you have a Happy Thanksgiving followed by a Peaceful Naps-Taking.

Much ado about stuffing.

Pumpkin pie love you

Hey I just met you, and this is gravy, but
here’s my stuffing, so carve me maybe

I like big Bundts and I cannot lie.

Look at you eat! You are on a green bean
casse-roll

What kind of music do pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock

Activate: Feast Mode.

Go stuff yourself

Thinner before Thanksgiving dinner

Stop, drop, and pass the rolls!

Let’s give them pumpkin to talk about

Get your fat pants ready

Let’s get basted.

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