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Thanksgiving puns in 2024

Go stuff yourself

Thinner before Thanksgiving dinner

Stop, drop, and pass the rolls!

Let’s give them pumpkin to talk about

Get your fat pants ready

Let’s get basted.

Gobble til you wobble

If April showers bring May flowers, what do
May flowers bring? Pilgrims!

Don’t marsh my mellow.

Don’t make Thanksgiving a cluster-pluck

Get in my belly

It doesn’t get butter than this.

Don’t be a jerky, eat some turkey

Turkey meals, done dirt cheap.

Let’s get sauced.

Getting the longer part of the wishbone is a
snap.

“Why did the police arrest the turkey?”
They suspected it of foul play!”

You’ve really got your turk cut out for you.

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