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Thanksgiving puns in 2024

Because stuffing compares, stuffing
compares to you.

Leftovers are for quitters

We’ll worry about the Christmas tree later.
Today it’s all about the poul-tree.

We’ll worry about the Christmas tree later.
Today it’s all about the poul-tree.

The way we shop a few hours after
Thanksgiving would have our ancestors turn
over in their gravy.

Bring on the Turkey Coma

Whip, whip, hooray.

I yam what I yam.

What is a turkey’s favorite candy? Gobble-stopper

Let’s give ’em pumpkin’ to talk about.

You think Thanksgiving dinner is done? You
ain’t seen stuffing yet.

Hello Gourd-geous

Remember: Thanksgiving is a time to count your blessings, not your carbs.

Wham, yam, thank you ma’am.

You are the pumpkin pie of my eye.

Roast, roast, roast your bones… a-long with
the turkey. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrilly,
life is but a dream

When I whip, you whip, we whip…

Eat, Drink, and Cranberry

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