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Thanksgiving puns in 2024

Gobble til you wobble

If April showers bring May flowers, what do
May flowers bring? Pilgrims!

Don’t make Thanksgiving a cluster-pluck

Get in my belly

Don’t marsh my mellow.

It doesn’t get butter than this.

Don’t be a jerky, eat some turkey

Turkey meals, done dirt cheap.

Let’s get sauced.

Getting the longer part of the wishbone is a
snap.

“Why did the police arrest the turkey?”
They suspected it of foul play!”

Go pluck yourself

WTF = Wine, Thanksgiving, and Family

You’ve really got your turk cut out for you.

Bread-y or not, here I crumb.

Talk Turkey to me

I’m working on leg day

Oh my gourd, I ate too much.

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