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Time puns in 2025

I bought five watches the other day.  I have a lot of time
on my hands….

The watch was skeptical of the story the clock was telling.
After all, it was second hand information.

What did the wall clock do after it stopped ticking? It just hanged around.

Why was the clock in the gazebo?it was a time -out.

They’re finally making a movie called clocks. It’s about time.

Hour you ?

How would I react if you get me an alarm clock as a gift? I’d be alarmed.

Whatever you do, don’t tick off the clock.

The bartender said “we don’t serve time travelers in this
establishment”. A time traveller walks into a bar.

Why would a tardy man stop and purchase a watch? Because he was hoping to buy time.

Got a new 24 clock yesterday and it’s broken already.  It only
lasted a day

What bugs are always found in old clocks? Ticks.

“What are you tocking about!”

What do you call a story that one clock tells to another? Second
hand information.

The wristwatch didn’t believe the story the clock was telling it.
It was second hand information.

What would an unwound clock say to the owner? It’s about time, boss.

The man across the street is always sitting on his clock. He says
he wanted to be on time.

What happens when you pester a watch? It becomes ticked off.

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