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Time puns in 2024

If I wanted to have the time of my life, I would work in a clock shop.

Why did the boy decide to sit on top of his clock? He wanted to make sure he was on time.

Which candy is never on time? Choco-late.

I heard a really good time travel joke tomorrow.

What time should you go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty.

What kind of dog can tell time? A watchdog!

The watchdog sat on a pin. I am sure it was springtime for him.

I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find
the time.

My friend finally thought of a clock joke. It is about time!

My grandfather’s pendulum stopped moving out of nowhere. I think it lost its swing.

I can’t believe they fired me from the clock factory after all
the extra hours I put in…

It only took me five minutes to fix the clock this morning… Well,
at least I think it was only five minutes!

Which dog will always know what time it is? A watchdog, duh!

11:59:59 am is my favourite time of day. It’s second to noon.

What would a clock be if it didn’t have any numbers? Timeless!

How did the street clock address the tower clock? “High there!”

Very few people in my neighborhood beat the clock to kill their time.

6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down.

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