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Time puns in 2025

What’s a good time to step out for a bathroom break? Poo-thirty!

What did the second hand say to the hour and minute hand? “See you around in a minute, guys.”

Went to a fancy dress party as an alarm clock. Got really irritated, everyone was winding me up.

I was going to grow some herbs but I couldn’t find the thyme…

“Hour you doing?”

One clock narrated the story of his clock friend to another clock. It was second-hand information.

When the past, present and future go camping they always argue. It’s intense tense in tents.

How does a witch know what time it is? She takes a look at her witch watch!

Why do you think the scientist immersed his watch in the flask? He wanted to achieve a timely solution.

I bought five watches the other day.  I have a lot of time
on my hands….

The watch was skeptical of the story the clock was telling.
After all, it was second hand information.

What did the wall clock do after it stopped ticking? It just hanged around.

Why was the clock in the gazebo?it was a time -out.

They’re finally making a movie called clocks. It’s about time.

Hour you ?

How would I react if you get me an alarm clock as a gift? I’d be alarmed.

Whatever you do, don’t tick off the clock.

The bartender said “we don’t serve time travelers in this
establishment”. A time traveller walks into a bar.

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