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Time puns in 2024

What time do astronauts eat? Launch time!

Why do so many people smash their clocks? To kill time.

Nana said it was time for me to reflect, so I stood in front of the mirror with the wristwatch in one of my hands

Do hungry time-travellers ever go back four seconds

What is a grandfather clock called? An old-timer.

If you play a clock in a drama, you might just end up in a time-consuming act.

If I wanted to have the time of my life, I would work in a clock shop.

Why did the boy decide to sit on top of his clock? He wanted to make sure he was on time.

Which candy is never on time? Choco-late.

I heard a really good time travel joke tomorrow.

What time should you go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty.

What kind of dog can tell time? A watchdog!

The watchdog sat on a pin. I am sure it was springtime for him.

I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find
the time.

My friend finally thought of a clock joke. It is about time!

My grandfather’s pendulum stopped moving out of nowhere. I think it lost its swing.

I can’t believe they fired me from the clock factory after all
the extra hours I put in…

It only took me five minutes to fix the clock this morning… Well,
at least I think it was only five minutes!

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