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Time puns in 2025

My sister was running out of time, so she bought a lot of watches. Now she has a lot of time on her hand.

Ever tried eating a clock? It’s very time consuming.

Why did the girl fling her clock off the roof? She wanted to see
time fly!

What will happen if you annoy a clock? It will get ticked off!

Why didn’t the clock work? It needed a hand

 I asked the boss if I could leave early and he said yes as long as I made up the time. I said ‘sure, it’s half past 13’.

Why should you never dress up as an alarm clock at a fancy dress party? People might end up winding you up.

Why did the man decide to shoot his alarm clock? He just felt
like killing some time.

Did you hear that they fired Jim from the watch shop even after all the extra time he put in?

My teacher said she would tell a great time travel joke yesterday.

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