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Toe puns in 2025

Mr. Frequency always stubs his toe on the furniture. Every time he does so he reacts by saying, “Ouch, that Hertz.”

If there was a documentary on weird toes all around the world, we could call the show ‘The Toe-Files’.

My friend stubs his toe.. “I’ll call a toe truck.

The mad man tip-toed around the medical facility. When asked why he said, “I don’t want to wake up the sleeping pills.”

When the man hurt his feet while driving, a passerby offered to help him by calling a toe truck.

I am an artist, and I have been struggling to draw a really good picture of feet. Well, the other day I toe-tally nailed it.

My mother locked the refrigerator and kept the key hooked on her toe. When I asked her why she said she was trying ‘keytoe’ diet.

What do you call a cow with no toes
– Lac-toes intolerant

My father has been working on a foot-controlled keyboard, and today, he finally finished his first pro-toe-type.

I would help but my puns toe-tally suck.

Being an elder brother, I feel like I am always toe-ing my younger brother around. So now is the time to make my way out!

What is a foot’s favorite vegetable?
– Toma-toes.

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