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Tomato puns in 2025

When the new king in Tomato Town had his coronation ceremony, the other tomatoes bowed down and said, “We are at your service, Your Royal Heinze-ness!”

What did the tomato say when running late
– Ketchup with you later

Many people have a mythical belief about soup. It is called soup–erstition.

I always thought LGBT means Lettuce Ginger Bacon and Tomato…
– Until my smart friend told me that G stands for Guacamole

The doctor tomato decided to get a test done on the baby tomato for flu. Sadly, the kid did have flu but he was asymp-tomato-ic.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to his Tomato seeds after watering them for the first time?
– You have been germinated.

My father loves eating reams of soup. That is the reason why I think he should be nominated to the Soup – ream – court!

What do we call a chicken inside a hot tub? – It is called soup.

What looks like a half tomato?
– The other half

The judge tomato said that she would put all these thug tomatoes in jail if they do not tomatone for their crimes.

I hit a tomato and ran.
– The tomato started running after me but it couldn’t ketchup.

Mum, you are my soup-er star.

The bowl of soup you bought yesterday from the Chinese restaurant was souper terrible.

A tomato walks into a bar and asks for a drink…
– The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”

When the ketchup visited the psychiatrist, the doctor told the ketchup that he mustn’t keep his feelings bottled up

Why was the can of tomato paste voted off the ship?
– Because ketchup sus.

Why do bacon lettuce and tomatoes have the lowest IQ out of all the foods?
– Because they’re in-bred!

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