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Tomato puns in 2025

A tomato; a tap and a hat were having a race…
– the tap was running but the hat was on ahead while the tomato couldn’t ketchup.

After the tomato traveler had completed his much-publicized trip around the world in just 80 days, he became known to everyone as the globe tomato.

I used to bathe in tomato ketchup
– In heinz-site, it wasn’t the best idea

If we cross lobster bisque and Elon Musk, what we have is a soup-er car

Which hand should we use to stir the soup? It is better to stir the soup with a spoon!

What’s a tomato’s greatest desire?
– A jerrymato.

As the ketchup got back from the doctor with his pair of glasses, the mustard joked that his Heize sight must be 20-20 now!

Why was the tomato blushing?
– He saw the salad dressing

Do you want to try my soup? I have enough for broth of us!

I love having dinner in a local restaurant. It has a soup-erb speciality that mixes soup and herbs.

As I rushed to the hospital with my broken tomato, I asked the doctor if there was any way to fix a broken tomato. He replied that the only way to fix a broken tomato is to use tomato paste.

Why was the tomato blushing?
– He saw the salad dressing.

What is the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Everyone would roast beef.

Is beef soup good for our health? Not if you are the cow.

I think my neighbour is growing tomatoes in his car…
– He’s been sat in there with a hose through the window for hours!

In earlier times, when critics didn’t like a play or a performance, they wouldn’t throw potatoes and other vegetables towards the stage. They would throw ‘Rotten Tomatoes’ at it.

What’s a tomato’s greatest desire?
– A jerrymato.

What makes the soup of a dragon so delicious is the addition of firecrackers.

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