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Tomato puns in 2025

When the teacher asked the tomato what his favorite book was, he said it was “Uncle Tomato’s Cabin”.

How do you fix a broken tomato?
– With tomato paste.

We all know that the New England Patriots have their soup in the Super Bowl.

It is a bad film because good ones tend to have created atop day-old soup.

A study shows that eating 2oz of concentrated tomato sauce per day can keep a man’s sperm count up
If you keep that up, your girlfriend just may get Prego.

I decided to add some more tomato ketchup to the soup I was making. Now, in Heinze sight, it does not look like a good idea.

A very curious customer asked a local tomato farmer if their tomatoes are genetically modified.
– “No.” Said the farmer “No.” Said the tomato

I am a huge fan of local cuisine, and cooking is my soup-er power!

When soup feels strained and stressed, where would it go? – A broth-el!

Researchers made an incredible discovery when they put the tomato under an electron microscope. They found a new type of atom- the tomatom.

When Arnold Schwarzeneggar saw that the tomato was in danger, he yelled at him, “Get to the Ketchupper!”

Why did the tomato blush?
– Because it saw the salad dressing

If your team loses the Souper Bowl, then be prepared for a lot of boouillons from your fans.

Why did the people in the race wait for the tomato? (first joke I ever made as a kid)
– So it could catch up.

I love using ketchup so much that every time I get a hotdog, I au-tomato-cally go for the ketchup.

Tomato paste is pretty viscous
– I guess it’s not very fast paste

Fake ramen noodles are also called the impasta.

If you want day-old soup, then come back here tomorrow!

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