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Tomato puns in 2024

Researchers made an incredible discovery when they put the tomato under an electron microscope. They found a new type of atom- the tomatom.

When Arnold Schwarzeneggar saw that the tomato was in danger, he yelled at him, “Get to the Ketchupper!”

Why did the tomato blush?
– Because it saw the salad dressing

If your team loses the Souper Bowl, then be prepared for a lot of boouillons from your fans.

Why did the people in the race wait for the tomato? (first joke I ever made as a kid)
– So it could catch up.

I love using ketchup so much that every time I get a hotdog, I au-tomato-cally go for the ketchup.

Tomato paste is pretty viscous
– I guess it’s not very fast paste

Fake ramen noodles are also called the impasta.

If you want day-old soup, then come back here tomorrow!

I hit a tomato and ran.
– The tomato started running after me but it couldn’t ketchup

All the vegetables decided to run a marathon. During the race, the red-faced tomato was lagging behind quite a bit. The other vegetables thought that he’ll never be able to ketchup with them.

What did the potato say to the tomato?
– Hey sweetie, why are you blushing?

Do not eat that alphabet soup, or you will have a vowel movement.

If you are a fan of alphabet soup, then you might also know times new ramen.

The guys down at the new vegetable factory have been trying to get everyone hyped up about their new customizable tomato. They call it the customato.

What type of tomato smells best?
– A Roma

What do you say to a slow tomato?
– Ketch up

The easiest way to know that you are eating a bowl of rabbit soup is to take a look inside and find a hare in it.

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