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Tomato puns in 2025

How can we tell the difference between a can of beef soup and a can of pork soup? Just read the labels.

I used to bathe in tomato ketchup
– In heinz-site, it wasn’t the best idea

My friend decided to finish the book he had been reading while sipping on some tomato soup. Unfortunately, the soup spilled and spoiled his book. It was indeed a bad time to ketchup on his reading.

Why did the tomato cross the road?
– To ketch-up

I am soup-er into the beautiful girl that I met yesterday at school.

You are going to do souper great on the exam tomorrow. And your family will be souper proud of you.

As part of the sensitivity campaign, the boss tomato made it clear to all the employee tomatoes that under no condition should they fat shame someone in the office by calling them plum tomatoes.

Why are tomatoes the slowest vegetable?
– Because they can’t ketchup.

Why don’t these children eat their soup? Because all of them is stew-pid.

Do you know what firemen often add to their soup? – They add firecrackers.

“Ok.. Milk..check! Eggs…check! Tomatoes…. check!”
– “Sir, would you please stop writing separate checks for every single item?”

The smallest tomato in the class complained to the teacher tomato because the other tomatoes used to make fun of him by calling him the bottomato.

My mate Tom lost his two big toes in an accident. We now call him …
– Tomatoes

Do you know what the favourite soup of a ghost is? It is the Scream of Broccoli.

The soup that she cooks is so thick that the kitchen would go around when she stirs it.

Why could the tomato outrun the broccoli?
– Because he wasn’t a vegetable!

Last night, I missed the cooking show teaching how to make a great red tomato soup. Well, I guess I’d have to ketchup the show later.

This guy always makes vegetable puns, i wonder what’s tomato with him

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