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Tomato puns in 2025

What looks like a half tomato?
– The other half

The judge tomato said that she would put all these thug tomatoes in jail if they do not tomatone for their crimes.

I hit a tomato and ran.
– The tomato started running after me but it couldn’t ketchup.

Mum, you are my soup-er star.

The bowl of soup you bought yesterday from the Chinese restaurant was souper terrible.

A tomato walks into a bar and asks for a drink…
– The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”

When the ketchup visited the psychiatrist, the doctor told the ketchup that he mustn’t keep his feelings bottled up

Why was the can of tomato paste voted off the ship?
– Because ketchup sus.

Why do bacon lettuce and tomatoes have the lowest IQ out of all the foods?
– Because they’re in-bred!

When the teacher asked the student where tomatoes came from, she replied, “From the tomato source!”

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
– Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

What do the ducks have for dinner? They have Quackers and soup.

After his meal, the cannibal wipes his mouth and says: “My wife cooks the greatest soup in the world. But I will miss her so much.”

What did the potato say to the tomato?
– Hey sweetie, why are you blushing?

In the olden days, when a tomato wanted to confess his sins and crimes, he would simply go to church. The Padre would forgive him and he would turn from a tomato to a tomato pure-e.

Put some lettuce, sliced tomatoes, cucumber in front of a chicken, what does it see?
– The chicken sees a salad!

Hey, you are going to marry? Are you pho real?

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