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Tomato puns in 2024

Awesome! I totally fell for this bowl of pho.

Tomato paste is pretty viscous
– I guess it’s not very fast paste

When a tomato gets be-Heinze schedule on work and other things, he must do everything in order to ketchup.

At what point did the tomato realize he was about to get lucky?
– When the garlic started taking off her cloves.

The best way to make gold soup is to add 22 carrots.

What do you call a potatoe that mimics a tomatoe?
– An ImiTATOR.

If a tomato ever travels to a different place with different weather, he must get accustomato the place.

why did the bread kick the tomato over?
– because he loafed him

Do you know what is so special about the alphabet soup of Twitter? It only allows 140 letters.

“My bowl of soup must be cracked as it is all wet down here”. “Well, I guess it is because your soup has a leek in it.

Why did the Tomato go out with a prune?
– Because he couldn’t find a date!

Are you someone who really loves ketchup? Or tomato salad and soup? Then one of these puns is definitely for you! It might not be the best idea to leave be-Heinz puns like these and look for other tomato jokes.

Why did the Tomato go out with a prune?
– Because he couldn’t find a date!

Baby, you always make miso happy!

In some way, being a bowl of soup is like being a man. You are only blown when you are hot!

The papa tomato said to the baby tomato, “Son, I love you from my head tomatoes.”

The only way a tomato can eat noodles is by the help of the ketchup-stick.

A man tried to start a fight by throwing dough, shredded cheese, and tomato sauce at me.
– So I said, “You wanna pizza me?”

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