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Tomato puns in 2025

What do we call a chicken inside a hot tub? – It is called soup.

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What looks like a half tomato?
– The other half

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The judge tomato said that she would put all these thug tomatoes in jail if they do not tomatone for their crimes.

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I hit a tomato and ran.
– The tomato started running after me but it couldn’t ketchup.

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Mum, you are my soup-er star.

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The bowl of soup you bought yesterday from the Chinese restaurant was souper terrible.

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A tomato walks into a bar and asks for a drink…
– The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”

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When the ketchup visited the psychiatrist, the doctor told the ketchup that he mustn’t keep his feelings bottled up

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Why was the can of tomato paste voted off the ship?
– Because ketchup sus.

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Why do bacon lettuce and tomatoes have the lowest IQ out of all the foods?
– Because they’re in-bred!

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When the teacher asked the student where tomatoes came from, she replied, “From the tomato source!”

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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
– Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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What do the ducks have for dinner? They have Quackers and soup.

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After his meal, the cannibal wipes his mouth and says: “My wife cooks the greatest soup in the world. But I will miss her so much.”

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What did the potato say to the tomato?
– Hey sweetie, why are you blushing?

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In the olden days, when a tomato wanted to confess his sins and crimes, he would simply go to church. The Padre would forgive him and he would turn from a tomato to a tomato pure-e.

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Put some lettuce, sliced tomatoes, cucumber in front of a chicken, what does it see?
– The chicken sees a salad!

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