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Tomato puns in 2025

Do you want to try my soup? I have enough for broth of us!

I love having dinner in a local restaurant. It has a soup-erb speciality that mixes soup and herbs.

As I rushed to the hospital with my broken tomato, I asked the doctor if there was any way to fix a broken tomato. He replied that the only way to fix a broken tomato is to use tomato paste.

Why was the tomato blushing?
– He saw the salad dressing.

What is the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Everyone would roast beef.

Is beef soup good for our health? Not if you are the cow.

I think my neighbour is growing tomatoes in his car…
– He’s been sat in there with a hose through the window for hours!

In earlier times, when critics didn’t like a play or a performance, they wouldn’t throw potatoes and other vegetables towards the stage. They would throw ‘Rotten Tomatoes’ at it.

What’s a tomato’s greatest desire?
– A jerrymato.

What makes the soup of a dragon so delicious is the addition of firecrackers.

How can we tell the difference between a can of beef soup and a can of pork soup? Just read the labels.

I used to bathe in tomato ketchup
– In heinz-site, it wasn’t the best idea

My friend decided to finish the book he had been reading while sipping on some tomato soup. Unfortunately, the soup spilled and spoiled his book. It was indeed a bad time to ketchup on his reading.

Why did the tomato cross the road?
– To ketch-up

I am soup-er into the beautiful girl that I met yesterday at school.

You are going to do souper great on the exam tomorrow. And your family will be souper proud of you.

As part of the sensitivity campaign, the boss tomato made it clear to all the employee tomatoes that under no condition should they fat shame someone in the office by calling them plum tomatoes.

Why are tomatoes the slowest vegetable?
– Because they can’t ketchup.

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