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Tomato puns in 2025

I am really broth-taking when I see the signer vomiting soup.

My friends say that I cannot cook alphabet soup for this dinner. And now they are eating their words.

As I walked back home after buying red tomatoes and other vegetables, this young kid drove his cycle over my foot. Boy, I had never had this much pain to-ma-toes.

What do you call a tomato that self-identifies as a carrot?
– A transplant.

How does a tomato know everything about everyone?
– He ketchups

Soup is only musical when it is piping hot.

What is it. Red, round and you can’t see it.
– Tomato in another country.

The best way to punish lazy and careless tomato employees from the office is to can them.

Why could the tomato outrun the broccoli?
– Because he wasn’t a vegetable!

When we spill soup on the comic book, we will get soup-erman.

Hey vampire! Eat all of your soup before it gets clotted.

My mate Tom lost his two big toes in an accident. We now call him …
– Tomatoes

A friend of mine has a unique recipe where he barbeques a tomato with lots of ketchup. He calls this dish the ketchupped steak.

There comes a great dilemma in life of every tomato
– To mate or to matter

Mom, what do we have for dinner? I cannot tell you, son, it is a soup-rise! Is it soup? I soup-pose it would be.

“Mom, what do we have for this dinner?” – “I cannot tell you. It is a little soup-prise, son!”

When the tomato entered the room without knocking, he left red-faced because he had seen the salad dressing.

A man tried to start a fight by throwing dough, shredded cheese, and tomato sauce at me.
– So I said, “You wanna pizza me?”

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