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Tomato puns in 2025

Why do bacon lettuce and tomatoes have the lowest IQ out of all the foods?
– Because they’re in-bred!

When the teacher asked the student where tomatoes came from, she replied, “From the tomato source!”

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
– Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

What do the ducks have for dinner? They have Quackers and soup.

After his meal, the cannibal wipes his mouth and says: “My wife cooks the greatest soup in the world. But I will miss her so much.”

What did the potato say to the tomato?
– Hey sweetie, why are you blushing?

In the olden days, when a tomato wanted to confess his sins and crimes, he would simply go to church. The Padre would forgive him and he would turn from a tomato to a tomato pure-e.

Put some lettuce, sliced tomatoes, cucumber in front of a chicken, what does it see?
– The chicken sees a salad!

Hey, you are going to marry? Are you pho real?

Awesome! I totally fell for this bowl of pho.

Tomato paste is pretty viscous
– I guess it’s not very fast paste

When a tomato gets be-Heinze schedule on work and other things, he must do everything in order to ketchup.

At what point did the tomato realize he was about to get lucky?
– When the garlic started taking off her cloves.

The best way to make gold soup is to add 22 carrots.

What do you call a potatoe that mimics a tomatoe?
– An ImiTATOR.

If a tomato ever travels to a different place with different weather, he must get accustomato the place.

why did the bread kick the tomato over?
– because he loafed him

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