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Tomato puns in 2025

If a tomato ever travels to a different place with different weather, he must get accustomato the place.

why did the bread kick the tomato over?
– because he loafed him

Do you know what is so special about the alphabet soup of Twitter? It only allows 140 letters.

“My bowl of soup must be cracked as it is all wet down here”. “Well, I guess it is because your soup has a leek in it.

Why did the Tomato go out with a prune?
– Because he couldn’t find a date!

Are you someone who really loves ketchup? Or tomato salad and soup? Then one of these puns is definitely for you! It might not be the best idea to leave be-Heinz puns like these and look for other tomato jokes.

Why did the Tomato go out with a prune?
– Because he couldn’t find a date!

Baby, you always make miso happy!

In some way, being a bowl of soup is like being a man. You are only blown when you are hot!

The papa tomato said to the baby tomato, “Son, I love you from my head tomatoes.”

The only way a tomato can eat noodles is by the help of the ketchup-stick.

A man tried to start a fight by throwing dough, shredded cheese, and tomato sauce at me.
– So I said, “You wanna pizza me?”

Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.

You say tomato, I say tomato
– But it doesn’t make that much sense when you read it.

When the teacher asked the tomato what his favorite book was, he said it was “Uncle Tomato’s Cabin”.

How do you fix a broken tomato?
– With tomato paste.

We all know that the New England Patriots have their soup in the Super Bowl.

It is a bad film because good ones tend to have created atop day-old soup.

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