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Tomato puns in 2025

The best way to punish lazy and careless tomato employees from the office is to can them.

Why could the tomato outrun the broccoli?
– Because he wasn’t a vegetable!

When we spill soup on the comic book, we will get soup-erman.

Hey vampire! Eat all of your soup before it gets clotted.

My mate Tom lost his two big toes in an accident. We now call him …
– Tomatoes

A friend of mine has a unique recipe where he barbeques a tomato with lots of ketchup. He calls this dish the ketchupped steak.

There comes a great dilemma in life of every tomato
– To mate or to matter

Mom, what do we have for dinner? I cannot tell you, son, it is a soup-rise! Is it soup? I soup-pose it would be.

“Mom, what do we have for this dinner?” – “I cannot tell you. It is a little soup-prise, son!”

When the tomato entered the room without knocking, he left red-faced because he had seen the salad dressing.

A man tried to start a fight by throwing dough, shredded cheese, and tomato sauce at me.
– So I said, “You wanna pizza me?”

What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup? It is called won – ton!

I have pea soup for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That’s why I pea soup all night!

A tomato; a tap and a hat were having a race…
– the tap was running but the hat was on ahead while the tomato couldn’t ketchup.

After the tomato traveler had completed his much-publicized trip around the world in just 80 days, he became known to everyone as the globe tomato.

I used to bathe in tomato ketchup
– In heinz-site, it wasn’t the best idea

If we cross lobster bisque and Elon Musk, what we have is a soup-er car

Which hand should we use to stir the soup? It is better to stir the soup with a spoon!

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