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Tomato puns in 2025

What’s a tomato’s greatest desire?
– A jerrymato.

As the ketchup got back from the doctor with his pair of glasses, the mustard joked that his Heize sight must be 20-20 now!

Why was the tomato blushing?
– He saw the salad dressing

Do you want to try my soup? I have enough for broth of us!

I love having dinner in a local restaurant. It has a soup-erb speciality that mixes soup and herbs.

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