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Tomato puns in 2025

In earlier times, when critics didn’t like a play or a performance, they wouldn’t throw potatoes and other vegetables towards the stage. They would throw ‘Rotten Tomatoes’ at it.

What’s a tomato’s greatest desire?
– A jerrymato.

What makes the soup of a dragon so delicious is the addition of firecrackers.

How can we tell the difference between a can of beef soup and a can of pork soup? Just read the labels.

I used to bathe in tomato ketchup
– In heinz-site, it wasn’t the best idea

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