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Train puns in 2024

When our journey was cancelled, all our plans went down the train.

When he’s stressed, the train driver always bites his rails.

What do you call someone who clones trains?
– A genetic engineer

Train drivers are great criminals, they know how to cover their tracks.

Everyone seems to have a crush on the train conductor. She’s quite at-track-tive.

Wow, you really have to hand it to ticket inspectors…

A train track and a motorway walk into a bar. The train track says “a pint for me, please, and one for the road”.

I lost my train of thought
– It got Derailed

There are locomotive olympics for which you have to train really hard.

Of course the train driver believes in love at first sight: it’s freight!

What’s one easy way to tell if a train just passed?
– It leaves tracks.

It’s hard to find anyone with more focus than a train driver. They have complete tunnel vision.

How do you eat when you’re on a train?
– You choo

The best time to buy trains is at the end of line sale.

What did the mother steam engine say to her baby to get her to eat?
– “Here comes the choo choo train!”

The conductor kept telling me funny train puns, and it was hard to keep a freight face.

Never liked the troll who lives under the local railway bridge. He’s my arch enemy.

They say there’s a cryptid by the train station that drinks American whiskey late at night
– But I’m sure that’s just a bourbon legend.

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