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Train puns in 2025

Everyone is in love with the train driver, he is very at-track-tive.

There’s a guy I know who has been a big fan of monorails since he was little. I guess he’s just really into one liners!

Railroad workers need to be sure they always keep their train of thought, or else they might go down the wrong track and get someone hurt.

I know an elephant who refused to travel by train because he didn’t want to leave his trunk in the baggage car.

What do you call a train made out of chewing gum?
– A chew chew train

A train can only think about one thing at a time, it has a one track mind.

The train driver’s mailbox is always full: he gets lots of freight mail.

Did you hear about the man who took the 6 o’clock train home?
– The police made him give it back.

How does a train avoid detection?
– It covers its tracks.

What do you call someone who works part time on a train?
– A semi-conductor

If you’re a hunter, you’ve got to make sure you’re not following train tracks!

How do you find a missing train?
– Hire an expert to follow the tracks.

Teachers and railroad security are more similar than you might think. One of them trains the mind, while the other one minds the trains.

I asked a train engineer how many times his train had derailed. He said, “I’m not sure, it’s hard to keep track.”

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops.
– On my desk I have a work station…

No one drinks faster than a train driver: he keeps chugging!

Even the toughest train engineer needs a brake to let off some steam.

I wanted to put together this list of funny train puns a while ago, but I just kept getting side tracked.

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