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Train puns in 2025

The conductor’s mailbox is always stuffed with letters. He receives plenty of freight mail.

Every time i drive over a railroad crossing I say there’s been a train through here recently do you know how I can tell?
– It left it’s tracks!

Being a train driver is a difficult job: you have to keep track of every detail.

Conductors can be quite intimidating when you get them angry. Make sure you don’t yank their train!

Train conductors are known for their drinking. They can just keep chugging.

Some local engineers took a train for a service, but the vicar said it was blocking the aisle.

What do you call a little guy in a pointy hat on a train saying “tick tick tick”?
– A metro-gnome

It turns out that the truth was hidden in train sight.

The train driver got married to his partner: they are united in holy matramony.

No matter where you are, you’ll never see happy railroad tracks. Too many people have crossed them.

Driving trains is a lot more difficult than it steams!

Why did the crazy Mexican jump on the train?
– He had a loco motive.

Another train ride?
– You’re just asking for travel!

How do locomotives hear?
– Through their enginears.

Being a train driver is more difficult than it looks. Every detail needs to be kept track of.

A friend got to the final of the local model railway competition. He lost on points.

What do you call someone who clones trains?
– A genetic engineer

Train drivers are great criminals, they know how to cover their tracks.

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