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Train puns in 2025

The conductor was right in the middle of his presentation when he lost his train of thought. Embarrassed, he quickly disembarked the room.

The train conductor worked hard and got offered a promotion. It was a tram-endous opportunity.

I’ve always liked one-liners. That’s why I’m a fan of monorails.

What do you call a train that carries bubble gum?
– Chew chew train.

Locomotive drivers love sudokus and crosswords, they’re great train teasers.

A locomotive conductor can only think of one thing at a time. They all have one track minds.

What’s another name for a freight train that’s transporting gum?
– A chew-chew train.

My son and I were waiting at a train crossing. He tells me “that train looks bigger than I remember”
– So I say, “It’s been training”

If you make the train driver angry, he’ll tell you to car-go away!

I went to a throwback party at the train station. Everyone had on platforms.

If you spend too much time walking on railroad tracks it might leave you feeling run down.

Ozzy Osborne’s song “Crazy Train”..
– is a story about a true locomotive.

What time does the train pull into the station?
– Choo-choo thirty, I’d say.

The train driver is a cunning man, he’s always got a track up his sleeve.

Did you know that train conductors make great thieves?
– They’re really good at covering their tracks.

What sort of car does a crazy person drive?
– A locomotive.

Ticket inspectors. You’ve got to hand it to them…

I saw a train and was trying to think of a good dad joke..
– And then it hit me

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