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Train puns in 2025

How do you eat when you’re on a train?
– You choo

The best time to buy trains is at the end of line sale.

What did the mother steam engine say to her baby to get her to eat?
– “Here comes the choo choo train!”

The conductor kept telling me funny train puns, and it was hard to keep a freight face.

Never liked the troll who lives under the local railway bridge. He’s my arch enemy.

They say there’s a cryptid by the train station that drinks American whiskey late at night
– But I’m sure that’s just a bourbon legend.

Everyone is in love with the train driver, he is very at-track-tive.

There’s a guy I know who has been a big fan of monorails since he was little. I guess he’s just really into one liners!

Railroad workers need to be sure they always keep their train of thought, or else they might go down the wrong track and get someone hurt.

I know an elephant who refused to travel by train because he didn’t want to leave his trunk in the baggage car.

What do you call a train made out of chewing gum?
– A chew chew train

A train can only think about one thing at a time, it has a one track mind.

The train driver’s mailbox is always full: he gets lots of freight mail.

Did you hear about the man who took the 6 o’clock train home?
– The police made him give it back.

How does a train avoid detection?
– It covers its tracks.

What do you call someone who works part time on a train?
– A semi-conductor

If you’re a hunter, you’ve got to make sure you’re not following train tracks!

How do you find a missing train?
– Hire an expert to follow the tracks.

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