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Train puns in 2025

You know what they say, a train is only as strong as its weakest link!

The conductor was right in the middle of his presentation when he lost his train of thought. Embarrassed, he quickly disembarked the room.

The train conductor worked hard and got offered a promotion. It was a tram-endous opportunity.

I’ve always liked one-liners. That’s why I’m a fan of monorails.

My boss said to me, “You are the worst train operator ever. How many trains have you derailed in the past year?”
– I said, “I’m not sure. It’s so hard to keep track.”

A locomotive conductor can only think of one thing at a time. They all have one track minds.

What’s another name for a freight train that’s transporting gum?
– A chew-chew train.

My son and I were waiting at a train crossing. He tells me “that train looks bigger than I remember”
– So I say, “It’s been training”

What do you call a train that carries bubble gum?
– Chew chew train.

Locomotive drivers love sudokus and crosswords, they’re great train teasers.

If you make the train driver angry, he’ll tell you to car-go away!

I went to a throwback party at the train station. Everyone had on platforms.

If you spend too much time walking on railroad tracks it might leave you feeling run down.

Ozzy Osborne’s song “Crazy Train”..
– is a story about a true locomotive.

Did you know that train conductors make great thieves?
– They’re really good at covering their tracks.

What sort of car does a crazy person drive?
– A locomotive.

Ticket inspectors. You’ve got to hand it to them…

What time does the train pull into the station?
– Choo-choo thirty, I’d say.

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