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Train puns in 2025

The train driver’s day starts early: he gets up at the track of dawn.

I was able to pick up a few railway buffers for cheap the other day. I took advantage of an end of the line sale.

The train driver was overloaded with work, but he just kept chugging along.

What’s the difference between a teacher and a railway security guard?
– One trains the mind, the other minds the trains…

Why is it so difficult to train dogs to dance?
– Because they have two left feet

Why aren’t train engineers made of copper
– Because, the. They’d really be conductors.

You’ll never catch a train driver apologising: sorry steams to be the hardest word.

When things look bad you just have to keep calm and carriage on.

The cops were investigating the recent theft of a train. They suspected the culprit had a locomotive.

How do you train your kids to stop wetting the bed ?
– Make them use an electric blanket.

Driving trains is harder than it steams!

It’s hard to keep a freight face when the train driver tells funny puns.

Train drivers are quite clever and known for their engine-uity.

The conductor has never missed a day of work in over 20 years on the job. He was there come train or shine.

Why did the crazy Mexican kill people on trains?
– He has loco-motives

The driver is a resilient guy; he always gets track on his feet.

It’s always great working with a train conductor. They’re always ready to take one for the steam.

We ended up canceling our trip because all of our plans went down the train.

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