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Train puns in 2025

What do you call a train that carries bubble gum?
– Chew chew train.

Locomotive drivers love sudokus and crosswords, they’re great train teasers.

A locomotive conductor can only think of one thing at a time. They all have one track minds.

What’s another name for a freight train that’s transporting gum?
– A chew-chew train.

Ozzy Osborne’s song “Crazy Train”..
– is a story about a true locomotive.

If you make the train driver angry, he’ll tell you to car-go away!

I went to a throwback party at the train station. Everyone had on platforms.

If you spend too much time walking on railroad tracks it might leave you feeling run down.

What time does the train pull into the station?
– Choo-choo thirty, I’d say.

The train driver is a cunning man, he’s always got a track up his sleeve.

Did you know that train conductors make great thieves?
– They’re really good at covering their tracks.

What sort of car does a crazy person drive?
– A locomotive.

Ticket inspectors. You’ve got to hand it to them…

The pessimist sees a dark tunnel. The optimist sees a light at the end of the tunnel. The realist sees a freight train.
– The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

I saw a train and was trying to think of a good dad joke..
– And then it hit me

The locomotive driver can never get into trouble: he has a get out of rail free card.

The train company had safety issues for years but were always able to cover their tracks.

How do you make the locomotive olympics?
– Train really hard.

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