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Train puns in 2025

What did the supervillain say when he got off at the last train station?
– It’s the end of the line for me!

The train driver loves attention – he loves knowing he’s the train event at the party.

Railroad workers aren’t what they used to be. I remember in the good old days all the conductors were a little loco and full of self e-steam.

Why did the ghost get fired from his job at the railroad?
– He couldn’t coordinate the skeleton service!

Got a couple of railway buffers going cheap. It was an end of line sale.

The FBI was shocked to uncover the inspirations of the train collecting serial killer.
– He had loco-motives

Why can’t a train choke?
– Because it choo Choos.

The train driver has too much work; he bit off more than he can chew chew.

No one would ever find out how hard he trained, because he never got a platform to share it.

My buddy made the grand final of the national model train competition. Unfortunately, he lost on points.

The Czech republic is introducing a train ticketing system so you can pay with bitcoin…
…it uses blocktrain Czechnology.

You know what they say, a train is only as strong as its weakest link!

You won’t find anyone more focused than a train driver: they have tunnel vision.

I was going to ask the conductor a question when he walked by, but I was too afreight to ask.

It’s a freight day to go for a ride on a train.

My boss said to me, “You are the worst train operator ever. How many trains have you derailed in the past year?”
– I said, “I’m not sure. It’s so hard to keep track.”

The conductor was right in the middle of his presentation when he lost his train of thought. Embarrassed, he quickly disembarked the room.

The train conductor worked hard and got offered a promotion. It was a tram-endous opportunity.

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