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Train puns in 2025

Why did the crazy Mexican jump on the train?
– He had a loco motive.

Another train ride?
– You’re just asking for travel!

How do locomotives hear?
– Through their enginears.

Being a train driver is more difficult than it looks. Every detail needs to be kept track of.

A friend got to the final of the local model railway competition. He lost on points.

What do you call someone who clones trains?
– A genetic engineer

Train drivers are great criminals, they know how to cover their tracks.

Everyone seems to have a crush on the train conductor. She’s quite at-track-tive.

Wow, you really have to hand it to ticket inspectors…

A train track and a motorway walk into a bar. The train track says “a pint for me, please, and one for the road”.

I lost my train of thought
– It got Derailed

There are locomotive olympics for which you have to train really hard.

Of course the train driver believes in love at first sight: it’s freight!

What’s one easy way to tell if a train just passed?
– It leaves tracks.

It’s hard to find anyone with more focus than a train driver. They have complete tunnel vision.

How do you eat when you’re on a train?
– You choo

The best time to buy trains is at the end of line sale.

What did the mother steam engine say to her baby to get her to eat?
– “Here comes the choo choo train!”

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