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Train puns in 2025

Train drivers are quite clever and known for their engine-uity.

The conductor has never missed a day of work in over 20 years on the job. He was there come train or shine.

Why did the crazy Mexican kill people on trains?
– He has loco-motives

The driver is a resilient guy; he always gets track on his feet.

It’s always great working with a train conductor. They’re always ready to take one for the steam.

We ended up canceling our trip because all of our plans went down the train.

I know someone who tried to runway after camouflaging a railway. He tried to cover his tracks.

What do you call a crazy reason for robbing a train?
– A loco motive.

Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
– He had locomotives

The locomotive driver is a great person to work with; he’s always happy to take one for the steam.

I had a friend who quit his gig as a newspaper reporter and took a train out of town. The ex-press train.

Being a train conductor requires you to get up early in the morning. Right at the track of dawn.

Why could no one understand the trains reasoning.
– It had locomotives

In case of emergency, you just have to keep calm and carriage on.

I tried to get a job as a railway conductor, but they didn’t think I had enough training.

The train conductor was feeling silly and decided to wear platform shoes to work.

You can always tell when a train driver is stressed because they bite their rails.

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