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Train puns in 2025

I always like chewing gum on the train. Unlike teachers, locomotives always tell you to choo choo.

Why do trains take so long to arrive on Halloween?
– They’re running with a skeleton service.

What did the supervillain say when he got off at the last train station?
– It’s the end of the line for me!

The train driver loves attention – he loves knowing he’s the train event at the party.

Railroad workers aren’t what they used to be. I remember in the good old days all the conductors were a little loco and full of self e-steam.

Why did the ghost get fired from his job at the railroad?
– He couldn’t coordinate the skeleton service!

Got a couple of railway buffers going cheap. It was an end of line sale.

The FBI was shocked to uncover the inspirations of the train collecting serial killer.
– He had loco-motives

Why can’t a train choke?
– Because it choo Choos.

The train driver has too much work; he bit off more than he can chew chew.

No one would ever find out how hard he trained, because he never got a platform to share it.

My buddy made the grand final of the national model train competition. Unfortunately, he lost on points.

The Czech republic is introducing a train ticketing system so you can pay with bitcoin…
…it uses blocktrain Czechnology.

You know what they say, a train is only as strong as its weakest link!

You won’t find anyone more focused than a train driver: they have tunnel vision.

I was going to ask the conductor a question when he walked by, but I was too afreight to ask.

It’s a freight day to go for a ride on a train.

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