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Tree puns in 2024

Why do trees hate riddles?
-Because it’s too easy to get stumped!

What is a tree’s favorite school subject?
-Geometry.

Tree will give tTree Devil his due

What did the tree do when the bank closed? Read more:
-It started its own branch.

Sorry if my puns are a bit mains-tree-m

A bank is considering putting an ATM in a tree and if it works will be expanded to other branches.

cast a clout till May Tree out

What crime is punishable by death in the kingdom of trees?
– Treeson

Where do saplings go to learn?
-Elementree school.

What did the fog say to his long lost friend the tree?
-“I mist you!”

Most human societies have pa-tree-archal structures.

How did the elm tree know the fig tree wasn’t looking for anything serious?
-It asked for no twigs attached.

An offer Tree can’t refuse

I’m on a winning streek!” and “The streeker was caught and arrested.

How do you know when a tree doesn’t know the answer to something?
-It shrubs.

What’s a tree’s favorite dating app?
-Timber

I’ll Tree there with Treells on

What did the single tree say to the tree who stood her up?
– You should have put a ring on it.

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