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Tree puns in 2024

Why do you never want to invite a tree to your party?
– Because they never leaf when you want them to.

In China, they don’t cut trees.
-They just chopsticks

Treeggars can’t Tree choosers

You want to hear a joke about trees?
-They spruce themselves up

I’m from Mon-tree-al too!

Why were there no fighting games under the Christmas tree?
-They got Tekken

What’s a tree’s favorite dating app?
– Timber

Why did the Chesnut tree feel left out?
-It never got in on the oak.

Tree who laughs last laughs longest

Both countries signed the treety.

What did the single tree say to the tree who stood her up?
-You should have put a ring on it.

A ministering angel shall my sister Tree

You want to hear a joke about trees?
– Nah, it’s too sappy

How does a coniferous tree get ready for a date?
-They spruce themselves up.

I cut down a Christmas tree today. My wife asked me if I was going to put it up myself.
-I said: “Of course not. I was going to put it up in the living room.”

What is it called when a tree has spine problems?
-ScoliOAKsis.

What is a tree’s least favorite month?
-Sep-timber!

All good things come to Tree who waits

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