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Turkey puns in 2025

Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!

An offbeat turkey can also be called a quir – key!

What do you call it when it rains turkeys? Fowl weather.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone on Thanksgiving Day!

What’s the turkey’s favorite Halloween costume?
-A gobble-in.

What do you call a rude turkey? A jerk-key!

The question is should we watch Butterball or football?

What part of the turkey does a drummer love the most?
The drumsticks.

What type of glass does a turkey drink from?
-A gobblet

Fowl into bad habits.

Why do turkeys eat so little? Because they are always stuffed

I don’t know about you, but I’m pretty tur-Keen to gobble this up!

What’s more amazing than a talking turkey? A spelling bee!

In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated?
-Turkey.

What did the turkey say to the US president on Thanksgiving?
I beg your pardon.

Do you know that turkeys also have their own musical instrument? It is their drumstick.

What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Ans: Boy! I’m stuffed!

What do you get when you cross a turkey and a banjo?
A turkey that can pluck itself.

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