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Turkey puns in 2025

Knock knock!Who’s there? Annie.Annie who
-Annie body seen the turkey?

I tried to post a Thanksgiving joke about turkeys…
But it was removed because of fowl language.

The turkey says, “gobble, gobble.” I appreciate it when food comes
with instructions.

What did the little turkey say to the big turkey?
“Peck on someone your own size!”

Why did the turkey go to see a movie?
Because it had Gregory Peck in it.

Did you hear the one about the turkey that was so big none of the other turkeys would play with him?
He was ostrich-sized.

Why don’t turkeys fly?
-They can’t afford plane tickets!

Every turkey likes fowl weather.

What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
A: Lucky.

My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes
-…but I couldn’t quit cold turkey.

United we stand, divided we fowl.

What kind of key has no lock? A turkey.

What’s the first letter turkeys learn in school? Gobble-u

What did they Turkey say to the blade of grass? Nice knawing you!

How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey?
– One, but you really have to squeeze him in!

What’s the difference between retail workers and turkeys?
We let the turkey rest on Thanksgiving.

Most turkeys learn how to dance and sing at the Butterball.

Why can’t you take turkeys to church? They use fowl language!

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