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Turkey puns in 2025

It’s not a jaking matter.

What would the leftover turkey say after you wrap it up and put it into the fridge?
-Foiled again

What do you call a running turkey?
Fast food!

What would the turkey suggest families eat at Thanksgiving?Any food that is not fowl in taste or smell.

Why did Mom’s turkey seasoning taste a little off last year?
-She ran out of thyme.

An epeck movie.

What was the turkey suspected of? Fowl play.

What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner? “A har-vest.”

Why don’t you put the turkey near the corn?
Because it will gobble, gobble, gobble it up.

What will a turkey with a dramatic bent of mind say to another turkey on Thanksgiving morning?
Ans- To be or not to be roasted, that is the question.

Why don’t they like cheese in Turkey?
Because they despise letting the Kurds have their way.

On a sunny day, chances are the turkeys will have a pek – nic.

Why did the farmer separate the chicken and the turkey?
He sensed fowl play.

ou think you’re crazy about Thanksgiving?
-You’ve got nothing on the turkeys. When Thanksgiving approaches, they literally lose their heads!

I’d like to cut back on the Christmas leftovers, but I just can’t quit cold turkey.

No fowl play involved in carving this turkey.

The only things turkeys are good for
Are turdoors

What did the Minecraft turkey say?
Cobble, cobble, cobble!

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