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Turkey puns in 2024

This stuffing is tur-key to success.

Why do turkeys make bad baseball players? They only hit fowl balls!

What do you call someone who is kind of from turkey
Turk-ish

What do turkeys and teddy bears have in common?
They both have stuffing.

What’s the best song to play while cooking a turkey?
-All about that baste.

Wing your clothes so that they dry faster.

Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet.

Why did the turkey bring a microphone to dinner? He was ready for a 
roast.

How did you send a turkey through the mail?
Bird class.

How birds open doors?
-With a turkey

What do you call a 500-pound turkey?
-Sir!

A sarcastic turkey is also called a smir – key.

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?
“Quack! Quack!”

How can you unlock the greatest Thanksgiving experience ever?
– By making sure to bring the tur-key.

Tur-key to a nice, relaxing evening.

What do you call a bird that’s bad at bowling?A gutter ball turkey!

Why did US army attack turkey?
Because it was Thanksgiving.

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

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