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Turkey puns in 2025

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
-If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!

A few sandwiches short of a pecknic.

What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY

What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google, google, google.

Where do you find a turkey with no legs?
Exactly where you left it…

What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it?
Ans- Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all.

Wives are like Thanksgiving Turkeys.
They eventually get fat and then stop gobbling.

When a turkey is using the computer, he might say “Google, Google.”

What did grandma say when picking out the turkey?
Go big or gourd home.

Which side of a turkey has the most feathers?
the outside!

It’s not a jaking matter.

What would the leftover turkey say after you wrap it up and put it into the fridge?
-Foiled again

What do you call a running turkey?
Fast food!

What would the turkey suggest families eat at Thanksgiving?Any food that is not fowl in taste or smell.

Why did Mom’s turkey seasoning taste a little off last year?
-She ran out of thyme.

An epeck movie.

What was the turkey suspected of? Fowl play.

What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner? “A har-vest.”

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