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Turkey puns in 2025

What did the turkey say before he was roasted?
– “OK, spare me no insults. Roast me!”

They climbed to the beak.

Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving? The turkey because he’s already stuffed!

Gobble ’til you wobble.

Why did the turkey cross the road?
To get to the other side.

What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an octopus?
-Eight feather dusters!

Why do turkeys gobble?
– Because they never learned table manners!

A bird that is bad at bowling is called a butterball turkey.

What is the turkey thankful for this Thanksgiving?
Vegetarians.

What did the family serve after grandma sat on the turkey?
-Squash

This stuffing is tur-key to success.

Why do turkeys make bad baseball players? They only hit fowl balls!

What do you call someone who is kind of from turkey
Turk-ish

What do turkeys and teddy bears have in common?
They both have stuffing.

What’s the best song to play while cooking a turkey?
-All about that baste.

Wing your clothes so that they dry faster.

Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet.

Why did the turkey bring a microphone to dinner? He was ready for a 
roast.

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