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Turkey puns in 2024

Asked to write a composition entitled, “What I’m thankful for on Thanksgiving,”
little Timothy wrote, “I am thankful that I’m not a turkey.”

What happens when you drop the turkey out of the oven?
It’s the downfall of Turkey and the overflow of grease.

On Thanksgiving Day, what will the turkey sing? – God save the kin.

Thanksgiving has the tur-key to my heart.

What did one turkey say to the other when they saw the Pilgrims land at Plymouth rock?
They look nice. Maybe they’ll have us over for dinner.

What do you get when you teach a turkey witty comebacks?
A turkey who roasts you.

What’s the most popular videogame among turkeys?
-Turkey Tetris-zzini!

What do we call a turkey without any feather on the body?
– It is a Thanksgiving dinner!

Why shouldn’t you look at the turkey dressing?
It will make him blush.

What’s the easiest way to catch a turkey?
-Ask a friend to toss one at you.

Every little yelps.

What sound does a turkey’s phone make? Wing! Wing!

Knowing how to carve well is tur-Key to a great meal.

When is turkey soup bad for your health?
When you’re the turkey!

If a man wants to eat a turkey on Thanksgiving, what does a turkey want?
Ans- It simply wants to run away.

Why did Jesus ask Judas to crave the turkey?
Cause he likes stabbing things in the back.

What sound will a turkey make in the space? – Hubble, Hubble!

If a turkey runs away, does that make it a chicken?

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