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Turkey puns in 2025

Why don’t you put the turkey near the corn?
Because it will gobble, gobble, gobble it up.

What will a turkey with a dramatic bent of mind say to another turkey on Thanksgiving morning?
Ans- To be or not to be roasted, that is the question.

Why don’t they like cheese in Turkey?
Because they despise letting the Kurds have their way.

On a sunny day, chances are the turkeys will have a pek – nic.

Why did the farmer separate the chicken and the turkey?
He sensed fowl play.

ou think you’re crazy about Thanksgiving?
-You’ve got nothing on the turkeys. When Thanksgiving approaches, they literally lose their heads!

I’d like to cut back on the Christmas leftovers, but I just can’t quit cold turkey.

No fowl play involved in carving this turkey.

The only things turkeys are good for
Are turdoors

What did the Minecraft turkey say?
Cobble, cobble, cobble!

What did the turkey say before he was roasted?
– “OK, spare me no insults. Roast me!”

They climbed to the beak.

Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving? The turkey because he’s already stuffed!

Gobble ’til you wobble.

Why did the turkey cross the road?
To get to the other side.

What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an octopus?
-Eight feather dusters!

Why do turkeys gobble?
– Because they never learned table manners!

A bird that is bad at bowling is called a butterball turkey.

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