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Turkey puns in 2025

How did you send a turkey through the mail?
Bird class.

How birds open doors?
-With a turkey

What do you call a 500-pound turkey?
-Sir!

A sarcastic turkey is also called a smir – key.

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?
“Quack! Quack!”

How can you unlock the greatest Thanksgiving experience ever?
– By making sure to bring the tur-key.

Tur-key to a nice, relaxing evening.

What do you call a bird that’s bad at bowling?A gutter ball turkey!

Why did US army attack turkey?
Because it was Thanksgiving.

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

Knock knock!Who’s there? Annie.Annie who
-Annie body seen the turkey?

I tried to post a Thanksgiving joke about turkeys…
But it was removed because of fowl language.

The turkey says, “gobble, gobble.” I appreciate it when food comes
with instructions.

What did the little turkey say to the big turkey?
“Peck on someone your own size!”

Why did the turkey go to see a movie?
Because it had Gregory Peck in it.

Did you hear the one about the turkey that was so big none of the other turkeys would play with him?
He was ostrich-sized.

Why don’t turkeys fly?
-They can’t afford plane tickets!

Every turkey likes fowl weather.

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