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Turkey puns in 2025

What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Ans: Boy! I’m stuffed!

What do you get when you cross a turkey and a banjo?
A turkey that can pluck itself.

What do you call a sarcastic turkey?
-A smirky turkey.

What do you call a group of featherless turkeys?
-A cluster pluck!

The best thing that we can do with cold turkey is to make turkey chilly!

What is a good reason to save some turkey for tomorrow?
So it doesn’t go to waist.

What’s the universal key to a lovely Thanksgiving?
-The turkey.

Can’t yelp falling in love.

Why did the cranberries turn red? They saw the turkey dressing!

So obsessed with turkey drumsticks I think I might need to join a band.

How are a turkey, a donkey, and a monkey alike?
They all have keys.

Asked to write a composition entitled, “What I’m thankful for on Thanksgiving,”
little Timothy wrote, “I am thankful that I’m not a turkey.”

What happens when you drop the turkey out of the oven?
It’s the downfall of Turkey and the overflow of grease.

On Thanksgiving Day, what will the turkey sing? – God save the kin.

Thanksgiving has the tur-key to my heart.

What did one turkey say to the other when they saw the Pilgrims land at Plymouth rock?
They look nice. Maybe they’ll have us over for dinner.

What do you get when you teach a turkey witty comebacks?
A turkey who roasts you.

What’s the most popular videogame among turkeys?
-Turkey Tetris-zzini!

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