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Turkey puns in 2025

What part of the turkey does a drummer love the most?
The drumsticks.

What type of glass does a turkey drink from?
-A gobblet

Fowl into bad habits.

Why do turkeys eat so little? Because they are always stuffed

I don’t know about you, but I’m pretty tur-Keen to gobble this up!

What’s more amazing than a talking turkey? A spelling bee!

In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated?
-Turkey.

What did the turkey say to the US president on Thanksgiving?
I beg your pardon.

Do you know that turkeys also have their own musical instrument? It is their drumstick.

What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Ans: Boy! I’m stuffed!

What do you get when you cross a turkey and a banjo?
A turkey that can pluck itself.

What do you call a sarcastic turkey?
-A smirky turkey.

What do you call a group of featherless turkeys?
-A cluster pluck!

The best thing that we can do with cold turkey is to make turkey chilly!

What is a good reason to save some turkey for tomorrow?
So it doesn’t go to waist.

What’s the universal key to a lovely Thanksgiving?
-The turkey.

Can’t yelp falling in love.

Why did the cranberries turn red? They saw the turkey dressing!

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