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Turkey puns in 2025

What sound will a turkey make in the space? – Hubble, Hubble!

If a turkey runs away, does that make it a chicken?

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a turkey?
-Finally, enough drumsticks for everyone.

What do you call an over-caffeinated turkey?
A perky turkey.

What’s the best thing to do with cold turkey?
-Make turkey chilly!

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a ghost?
A poultrygeist!

When is the best time to eat a turkey?
When it is cooked and on the dinner table.

Why shouldn’t you sit next to a turkey at dinner?
-Because he will gobble it up

At the top of the pecking order.

Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play

What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?
Serve them lots of pizza and ice cream.

Fruit comes from a fruit tree, so where does turkey come from?
A poul-tree.

What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?
Ans- God save the kin.

What sound does a Turkey make?
“coup coup”

Do not stare at the dressing of the turkey because you would make it
blush.

What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
A turkey trot.

What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
The turkey!

I’m fowling for you!

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