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Turkey puns in 2025

Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play

What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?
Serve them lots of pizza and ice cream.

Fruit comes from a fruit tree, so where does turkey come from?
A poul-tree.

What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?
Ans- God save the kin.

What sound does a Turkey make?
“coup coup”

Do not stare at the dressing of the turkey because you would make it
blush.

What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
A turkey trot.

What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
The turkey!

I’m fowling for you!

What do you call a fat gobbler that can sing?
-Turkey Meatloaf!

What did the Turkey say after its leg got bitten off
“Lost my leg in ‘nom”

Why did the turkey pack his gear, and leave the farm?
He had gotten tired of all the fowl language.

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
-If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!

A few sandwiches short of a pecknic.

What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY

What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google, google, google.

Where do you find a turkey with no legs?
Exactly where you left it…

What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it?
Ans- Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all.

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