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Turkey puns in 2025

Wing your clothes so that they dry faster.

Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet.

Why did the turkey bring a microphone to dinner? He was ready for a 
roast.

How did you send a turkey through the mail?
Bird class.

How birds open doors?
-With a turkey

What do you call a 500-pound turkey?
-Sir!

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